These are not your original trilogy Ewoks. Someone took some vintage Ewok action figures and gave them a Care Bears makeover, creating an 80s mashup that frankly, gives us the creeps. We’ve always found the cheery disposition of the Care Bears a bit strange, so we think adding that to the fierceness of the Ewoks (remember, these guys like to eat people), and you might have the most terrifying killing machine in the galaxy. Not counting Rathtars.