Meesa Hope You Hava a Greata Thanksgiving!

For all you Jar Jar haters out there. Happy Thanksgiving from ROT5!

The Star Wars movie no one wants to see

I know what you’re thinking: how did Tara Reid get higher billing than Ian Ziering?

Bye Bye Jar Jar

I don’t even hate Jar Jar Binks, but I know there’s a lot of you out there that do. I also know you’d like to get your hands on this…

Jar Jar Binks in “The Force Awakens?”

Is this leaked action figure from “The Force Awakens” toy line a hint of of things to come in the newest chapter of the epic “Star Wars” saga?

Happy Belated Birthday to Jedi Master Liam Neeson!

JAR JAR BINKS PEZ MACHINE!

WAGGING TONGUES AND SPACE FROGS MAKE AN AWESOME “STAR WARS” PEZ DISPENSER! From 1999 — apparently the definitive year for wackadoo “Star Wars” merch — it’s the official Jar Jar…

Watch Jar Jar Binks Ruin the New “Star Wars” Trailer

This was posted yesterday, but I think it fits better today. I’m just glad there’s no Ewoks to be seen in the trailer.

‘George Lucas’ protests new “Star Wars” movies

There’s some bad language, so not for kids.

Wicket Gives Jar Jar One in the Gut

 Thanks to Super Punch and Bobby Rubio.

Iran’s Secret Weapon: Jar Jar Binks!

This photo actually ran on one of Iran’s official news sites as proof of the country’s superior missile system. Never mind the photo is obviously photoshopped; what the Iranians failed…