Somewhere, the ears of John Williams bleed

We can’t decide if this is awesome or sad. Personally, we’re leaning towards sad with a pinch of “get a woman.”

The British Empire Strikes Back T-shirt

 Check out The British Empire Strikes Back T-shirt. You can buy it here.

Star Wars Cupcakes

 Check out these Star Wars cupcakes.

Learn How to Draw R2-D2

 For the rest of the directions, go here.

Get Yourself Frozen in Carbonite!

Ever wanted to get frozen in carbonite just like Han Solo? Well, too bad. However, you can do the closest thing to it and get a 3D toy made up…

May the 4th Meets Cinco de Mayo

Destroyed Alderaan Action Playset

The Force Action Figure

Charred Remains of Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru

The only good thing about the Star Wars Holiday Special

The Star Wars Holiday Special will be a big part of Revenge of the 5th, and while some of it is downright unwatchable, some is actually awesome. Namely, the Boba…

You might actually like these Ewoks….

Sure, we could have put anything up to start things off, but this video is perfect for the tone we want to set here. Enjoy!